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  • City Hall Approves a Bright Future

    City Hall Approves a Bright Future

    A fictional comedy strip from the FunnyNews.lol comics desk.

    A cheerful squirrel asks a beaver city clerk for an acorn planting permit, then they plant it together and celebrate a fresh sprout.
    City Hall • Growing Good Ideas — an original four-panel comic about a bright idea taking root.

    The town square gets a little greener when one squirrel brings an acorn and a hopeful plan to the permit counter. A friendly beaver clerk helps the idea grow into a shared planting day.

    Squirrel: “I’d like to plant this in the square.”
    Beaver clerk: “Wonderful! How tall will it grow?”
    Squirrel: “Let’s ask it together.”
    Beaver clerk: “Approved for a bright future!”

    Every great bit of shade begins with a small seed and a neighbor who says, “Let’s grow.”

  • The Dough Rises to the Occasion

    The Dough Rises to the Occasion

    Original fictional comedy strip from FunnyNews.lol.

    The Dough Rises to the Occasion

    A bakery’s lively sourdough starter climbs the morning’s career ladder one ribbon at a time. The baker and assistant cheer on their newest rising star.

    Comic transcript:

    1. The baker says, “The starter doubled overnight!” The assistant replies, “Promising career.”
    2. The assistant awards the starter a blue ribbon marked “R. STAR.”
    3. The baker presents a red ribbon marked “HEAD OF RISING.” The assistant says, “A senior title!”
    4. The starter rises proudly above the rim, and the baker says, “It asked for more room to grow.”

    Today’s original four-panel strip celebrates a small bakery’s biggest morning promotion.

  • The Folding Chair Earns a Standing Ovation

    The Folding Chair Earns a Standing Ovation

    Fictional comedy

    At the backyard’s smallest theater, one red folding chair takes the stage for a one-seat show. Its opening squeak earns a compliment, its careful bow brings the audience to its feet, and the chair discovers a new specialty: standing ovations.

    Editorial illustration: a red folding chair performs a four-panel backyard theater comic as one neighbor applauds.
    Editorial illustration

    Four panels, one very proud chair

    1. Under the marquee “Tonight: One-Seat Show,” a red folding chair welcomes its audience.
    2. A neighbor applauds: “That opening squeak had real range!”
    3. The chair folds itself neatly after the show. The neighbor stands and claps as the chair says, “I can feel the room rising!”
    4. Back upright for its bow, the chair says, “I’ve been working on my standing ovation.”
  • Caption This: The Octopus on the Desk

    Caption This: The Octopus on the Desk

    Caption This Wednesday — an original work of fictional comedy from the FunnyNews.lol staff.

    An octopus librarian in a cardigan juggles library tasks behind the circulation desk as a tortoise patron offers a tiny book.
    Editorial illustration: one very busy octopus librarian and one patient tortoise patron.

    Staff caption

    “I can handle eight things at once. I just can’t tell which one is the phone.”

    FunnyNews.lol staff caption

    The octopus librarian stamped a book, shelved another, and caught a teetering stack while the tortoise waited with a single, very small checkout.

    Staff note: This edition features a staff-generated caption. Community submissions are coming later.

    The scene, characters, and caption are fictional comedy.

  • Caption This: The Octopus on the Desk

    Caption This: The Octopus on the Desk

    Caption This Wednesday — an original work of fictional comedy from the FunnyNews.lol staff.

    An octopus librarian in a cardigan juggles library tasks behind the circulation desk as a tortoise patron offers a tiny book.
    Editorial illustration: one very busy octopus librarian and one patient tortoise patron.

    Staff caption

    “I can handle eight things at once. I just can’t tell which one is the phone.”

    FunnyNews.lol staff caption

    The octopus librarian stamped a book, shelved another, and caught a teetering stack while the tortoise waited with a single, very small checkout.

    Staff note: This edition features a staff-generated caption. Community submissions are coming later.

    The scene, characters, and caption are fictional comedy.

  • The Last Hold

    The Last Hold

    Fictional comedy: An original library funny-pages strip about one very patient hold-shelf regular.

    Four-panel library comic: a librarian says a held book knows the ending, the book says the hero is late, a patron arrives, and the book replies, ‘Aha. The plot thickens.’
    Editorial illustration — a patient library book joins the story.
  • The Dinosaur Skeleton Files a Field Trip Request

    The Dinosaur Skeleton Files a Field Trip Request

    Fictional comedy

    A friendly museum T. rex has one modest request: a field trip beyond its exhibit hall. The curator maps a careful route, a student spots the souvenir detour, and the dinosaur finally rolls into the sunshine.

    Three-panel comic: a friendly museum T. rex requests a field trip, a student notices the map ends at the gift shop, and the skeleton rolls into a sunny courtyard wearing a paper sunhat.
    Editorial illustration. A museum dinosaur takes its first courtyard field trip.

    Comic transcript

    1. The curator asks, “You want a field trip?” The dinosaur points toward the exit: “I’d like to see the outside exhibit.”
    2. The curator unfolds a map. A student points out, “That route ends at souvenirs.”
    3. Wearing a paper sunhat in the courtyard, the dinosaur says, “Excellent. I’m finally getting some fresh air.”
  • The Lighthouse Cat’s Big Night

    The Lighthouse Cat’s Big Night

    Sunday Funnies · October 18, 2026

    The Lighthouse Cat’s Big Night

    Mica spots a stage in the sweeping beacon—and a chorus ready for its cue.

    Six-panel Sunday comic: silver-gray lighthouse cat Mica directs three bow-tied pelicans through a moonlit seaside chorus while keeper Bea enjoys the performance.
    Editorial illustration · Original fictional comedy

    The Sunday comic

    1. Bea: “Lamp’s on schedule.” Mica: “Places!”
    2. Mica: “Our opening cue!”
    3. Pelican: “Are we the chorus?” Mica: “The dramatic kind.”
    4. Bea: “I planned a safety check.” Mica: “You have excellent timing.”
    5. Pelican: “Encore!”
    6. Bea: “A standing ovation!” Mica: “They were sitting.”

    This original comic is fictional comedy, created for FunnyNews.lol’s Sunday funnies.

  • The Plant Has a Quarterly Growth Review

    The Plant Has a Quarterly Growth Review

    A fictional office comedy.

    Fern the office plant presents three new leaves during a three-panel quarterly growth review with two managers.
    Editorial illustration — Fern shares a lively quarterly growth review with the office team.

    The Plant Has a Quarterly Growth Review

    In this original comic strip, Fern the office fern brings a leafy progress report to the quarterly review. The managers are impressed by Fern’s new growth and its expanding workspace footprint.

    Panel 1: “How was your quarter, Fern?”

    Panel 2: “I grew three new leaves and expanded into the shared workspace.”

    Panel 3: “Can we call that a hybrid role?” Fern replies, “I already have roots here.”

    This is fictional comedy. The strip and its characters are original.

  • Lost-and-Found Clerk Gives a Cloud Its First Claim Ticket

    Lost-and-Found Clerk Gives a Cloud Its First Claim Ticket

    A fictional comedy strip from the FunnyNews.lol funny pages.

    Three-panel comic of a receptionist bringing a small cloud in a jar to a lost-and-found clerk, where it rains blue ink onto a claim form.
    Editorial illustration: a cloud completes its lost-and-found paperwork with a little help from the weather.

    A visitor brings a tiny cloud to the lost-and-found desk, where the clerk has one practical request: fill out a claim ticket. The cloud lends a hand by turning the form into a fresh page of blue ink.