The Croissant Curriculum

Six-panel Sunday comic: a baker teaches a determined orange cat to make croissants; the dough grows into a wave, and the cat finally naps inside an enormous finished pastry.

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Fictional comedy — an original Sunday comic.

Six-panel Sunday comic: a baker teaches a determined orange cat to make croissants; the dough grows into a wave, and the cat finally naps inside an enormous finished pastry.
The Croissant Curriculum — original editorial illustration.

The Croissant Curriculum

Panel 1. Baker: “First: gentle folds.” Cat: “I am an advanced folder.”

Panel 2. Baker: “Tiny paws, tiny pressure.” Cat: “My paws are very leadership-oriented.”

Panel 3. Baker: “That’s… more pressure.” Cat: “The dough wanted to believe in itself.”

Panel 4. Baker: “We are not opening a surf shop.” Cat: “Too late. The wave has chosen me.”

Panel 5. Baker: “You’ve made a croissant!” Cat: “I accept this honorary degree.”

Panel 6. Cat, thinking: “Tomorrow: mastering the loaf-er.”

Original fictional comedy by FunnyNews.lol. No outside submissions were used; the caption and dialogue are staff-created.

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