The Biscuit Emergency

Original fictional comedy: an exceptionally tempting biscuit calls for a calm cup of tea.

A small alarm with a generous solution

The brass bell is ready. The biscuits are warm. The customers are briefly concerned in the dignified way people become concerned when a pastry has excellent timing.

In this expanded Sunday strip, the tea-shop proprietor sees the situation clearly: a biscuit emergency becomes much more manageable once the tea station is open and the sharing plan is specific.

Panel-by-panel transcript

1. A bell rings beside a gleaming tray of biscuits: “BISCUIT ALERT!”
2. Two customers at a tea-shop table ask: “IS IT SERIOUS?”
3. The proprietor replies: “ONLY IF WE PANIC.”
4. The proprietor opens a cabinet labeled “TEA” and says: “TEA STATION, PLEASE.”
5. The customers hold their cups and say: “I FEEL PREPARED.”
6. Everyone enjoys a biscuit beneath a chalkboard sign: “EMERGENCY RESOLVED: TWO BISCUITS EACH.”

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