Sunday Comic · Fictional Comedy
The Neighborhood Squirrel Zoning Hearing
Niblet has a plan for safer snacks, a branch extension, and the most ambitious acorn elevator Oak Hollow has ever seen.
Panel notes
- Niblet arrives at Oak Hollow City Hall with a petition and plans.
- Ms. Patel asks for the request: “A branch extension. For safety.”
- The proposed extension includes an acorn elevator and snack landing platform.
- Noise impact is “minimal,” unless someone opens a granola bar.
- Public comment is mostly whistles while the committee deliberates.
- The permit is approved with a snack buffer. Niblet concludes, “Democracy tastes like almonds!”
Fictional comedy: This comic and its characters are original satire, not a report of a real zoning hearing.
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