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  • Caption This: Please Board at the Library Book-Return Slot

    Caption This: Please Board at the Library Book-Return Slot

    Caption This — staff-generated

    This fictional comedy scene imagines the Riverside Public Library’s book-return slot as a very busy airport terminal. The librarian has the clipboard, the pigeon has the tower, and one tiny suitcase is ready for takeoff.

    A librarian checks a tiny suitcase at a library book-return counter beneath a departures sign while a pigeon watches from a bird traffic-control perch.
    Caption This: a one-panel newspaper-style scene from the FunnyNews.lol funny pages.

    Staff caption: “Your 4:15 to the mystery aisle is boarding at the return slot—please keep your bookmarks handy.”

    We’re saving the caption box for a future community-caption edition, so keep your best punchline ideas ready for that day. Today’s published line is staff-generated.

  • Caption This: File the Organizing

    Caption This: File the Organizing

    Caption This Wednesday — an original work of fictional comedy from the FunnyNews.lol staff.

    A beaver office manager happily gestures toward an enormous tangled wall of filing folders while a pigeon coworker holds one blank folder in a newspaper cartoon panel.
    Editorial illustration for FunnyNews.lol’s staff-generated Caption This.

    Staff caption

    “Good. Now file the organizing.”

    FunnyNews.lol staff caption

    The beaver had arranged the folders by urgency, color, height, and the number of times they had fallen over. The pigeon had found the one remaining blank folder. Progress, it turns out, is often a feeling.

    Staff-generated caption: this edition does not accept or feature public submissions.

    The scene, characters, dialogue, and caption are fictional comedy.

  • Caption This: The Fitted Sheet Has Eight Corners Now

    Caption This: The Fitted Sheet Has Eight Corners Now

    Fictional comedy. This Wednesday’s Caption This is an original FunnyNews.lol comic.

    A purple octopus tries to fold an enormous blue fitted sheet in a laundromat while an orange cat rests on a dryer.
    Caption This — staff caption: “I had it in the first tentacle.”

    Staff caption

    “I had it in the first tentacle.”

    Our staff-generated caption accompanies this original fictional scene. Public caption submissions are not currently collected or featured.

  • Caption This: Deadline, Bread Line

    Caption This: Deadline, Bread Line

    Caption This Wednesday — an original work of fictional comedy from the FunnyNews.lol staff.

    Vintage newspaper cartoon of a pigeon editor pointing from a typewriter at a squirrel delivery worker pushing an improbably tall cart of toast.
    FunnyNews.lol Caption This: the newsroom receives an urgent toast delivery.

    Staff caption

    “Deadline? I thought you said bread line.”

    FunnyNews.lol staff caption

    The pigeon editor had the pencil, the typewriter, and the clock. The squirrel courier brought the carbohydrates. Together, they produced the most buttered misunderstanding in newsroom history.

    Launch note: This caption is staff-generated. Community submissions are coming later; this launch edition does not accept or feature public entries.

    The scene, characters, and caption are fictional comedy.