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  • Sunday Funnies: The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts

    Sunday Funnies: The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts

    FunnyNews.lol Funny Pages — an original work of fictional comedy.

    Six-panel Sunday newspaper comic in which Mina and a museum curator tour a fictional gallery of abandoned text-message drafts.
    The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts — an original FunnyNews.lol Sunday comic.

    The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts

    On a rainy grocery run, Mina finds the one museum willing to take a donation no one else wants: the text message that was drafted, deleted, and reconsidered a dozen times. Its curator has an archival system for every kind of hesitation.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: In a warm museum lobby, Mina, wearing a teal raincoat and carrying a grocery bag, tells a curator in a plum vest, “I have a donation.” He asks, “A draft, a typo, or a late-night masterpiece?”
    2. Panel two: Mina holds up her phone and says, “A text I wrote, deleted, then rewrote twelve times.” The curator gestures toward a gallery sign and replies, “Ah. The Anxiety Wing.”
    3. Panel three: Mina pauses at a framed one-letter text, “K.” She says, “That one is very powerful.” The curator replies, “Minimalism.”
    4. Panel four: In the next room, Mina points at a framed “YOU UP?” and asks, “Is that from the permanent collection?” The curator says, “It keeps returning.”
    5. Panel five: Mina holds up a grocery-list apology and asks, “Where do I put this grocery-list apology?” The curator directs her to “The Perishables Annex.”
    6. Panel six: Mina asks, “Do visitors ever get closure?” The curator smiles: “Only on Tuesdays.”

    Mina, the curator, the museum, and every text-message exhibit in this comic are fictional comedy.

  • The Office Plant’s PTO Request

    The Office Plant’s PTO Request

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    Three-panel newspaper comic in which an office worker approves a monstera plant's request for personal time outdoors.
    The Office Plant’s PTO Request — an original FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    The Office Plant’s PTO Request

    When an office plant starts looking a little droopy, its coworker assumes the answer is water. The plant, however, has filed a far more ambitious request: personal time outdoors.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: In a sunny shared office, an adult worker in a rust-orange sweater looks at a tall monstera plant in a blue pot and says, “You look droopy.” The plant replies, “I’m submitting PTO.”
    2. Panel two: The worker asks, “Plants get PTO?” The plant explains, “Personal Time Outdoors.”
    3. Panel three: With the window open, the worker says, “Approved. Take the window.” The plant replies, “Finally. Management listens.”

    All characters, dialogue, and events in this comic are fictional comedy.

  • The Lost Sock Agency

    The Lost Sock Agency

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    Three-panel newspaper comic in which Nia meets a tiny sock detective who explains that missing socks are attending a social club.
    The Lost Sock Agency — an original FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    The Lost Sock Agency

    Nia arrives at the laundromat with one blue-striped sock and the familiar feeling that its partner has slipped into another dimension. The washer has a more administrative explanation—and a very small detective ready to take the case.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: In a neighborhood laundromat, Nia holds up one blue-striped sock and says, “Another sock vanished.” The display on an open washer reads, “SINGLE-SOCK INTAKE.”
    2. Panel two: A tiny gray sock detective in a tan trench coat and red fedora emerges from the washer with a magnifying glass. Nia says, “Blue stripes. Very independent.” The detective asks, “Describe the missing partner.”
    3. Panel three: The detective gestures toward a board titled “SOCK SOCIAL CLUB,” where cheerful mismatched socks have gathered. The detective says, “Not lost. Networking.” Nia replies, “Honestly? Good for them.”

    Nia, the Lost Sock Agency, and all sock social clubs are fictional comedy.

  • Printer Takes a Personal Day

    Printer Takes a Personal Day

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    Three-panel newspaper comic in which an office printer turns on an out-of-office reply and a tiny paperclip receptionist protects its personal day.
    Printer Takes a Personal Day — an original FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    Printer Takes a Personal Day

    At 4:57 on Friday afternoon, Dana asks the office printer for one last page. The printer has other plans—and surprisingly competent front-desk coverage.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: Dana, holding a laptop and tote bag, says, “One page, then vacation.” The printer’s display reads, “ACTIVATING OUT-OF-OFFICE.”
    2. Panel two: The printer tray closes like a tiny drawbridge. Dana asks, “The printer gets personal days?”
    3. Panel three: A paperclip receptionist sits at a miniature desk inside the open paper tray and says, “It asked not to be disturbed until Monday.” Dana replies, “Can it approve mine?”

    No printers, paperclips, or vacation balances were consulted in the making of this fictional comic.