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  • The Great Sock Census

    The Great Sock Census

    Original comic strip · Fictional comedy

    The Great Sock Census

    A tiny household survey discovers that every sock has an independent streak.

    Three-panel original comic: a cheerful resident counts mismatched socks, interviews a striped sock, and celebrates a zero-percent pairing rate.
    Original FunnyNews.lol satire: the apartment’s sock census reaches a perfectly unpaired conclusion.

    Fictional comedy: This newspaper-style strip is an original work of satire created for FunnyNews.lol.

  • The Automatic Apology

    The Automatic Apology

    FunnyNews.lol Funny Pages — Satire: an original work of fictional comedy.

    Three-panel newspaper comic in which a mint-green apology robot at a public library apologizes to a child and then to the sunshine.
    The Automatic Apology — an original FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    The Automatic Apology

    Satire: The town library’s new helper robot has mastered one skill: apologizing for absolutely everything. Even weather.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: Librarian Ms. June unveils a compact mint-green robot beside a sign that reads “NEW APOLOGY ROBOT.” She says, “Meet the future of helpfulness!”
    2. Panel two: A child holds a library book while the robot says, “I’m sorry your book is so… book-shaped.” Ms. June looks baffled.
    3. Panel three: Sunbeams pour through the library window. The robot says, “I’m sorry the sun is shining.” The child laughs while Ms. June stares at the robot.

    This is fictional satire. No library, robot, or sunbeam was interviewed.

  • Caption This: The Bird Feeder Committee Has a New Chair

    Caption This: The Bird Feeder Committee Has a New Chair

    Caption This — Wednesday edition. This is an original fictional comedy scene created for FunnyNews.lol.

    A squirrel presides over a tiny park committee meeting while a bulldog raises a paw, a pigeon studies a bird feeder and a raccoon takes notes
    Editorial illustration: A very formal meeting in the park.

    Staff caption: “The meeting was called to discuss the bird feeder. The chair recognized himself.”

    Community submissions are coming later. This Wednesday caption is staff-generated.

  • The Official Sigh Permit

    The Official Sigh Permit

    Fictional comedy

    The Official Sigh Permit

    A regular FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    Four-panel fictional newspaper comic: a bicycle commuter asks for a permit to sigh, a cheerful city clerk produces an absurdly long form, and a passerby stamps the form approved after the commuter gives a large relieved sigh.
    Original fictional comedy by FunnyNews.lol.

    At the fictional city permits counter, a commuter discovers that a simple sigh has its own bureaucratic category. The regular form is brief; the civic exhale is another department entirely.

  • The Indoor Weather Desk

    The Indoor Weather Desk

    Fictional comedy

    The Indoor Weather Desk

    A regular FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    Four-panel fictional newspaper comic: a visitor returns a red umbrella to a lost-and-found clerk, who directs it to an indoor-weather shelf before returning the visitor's map from outdoor navigation.
    Original fictional comedy by FunnyNews.lol.

    At the city lost-and-found desk, misplaced objects are assigned to the department where they make the most sense. The umbrella gets a sunny shelf; the map gets pointed firmly outdoors.

  • The Very Important Potluck

    The Very Important Potluck

    Fictional comedy

    Three-panel newspaper comic: Mara brings an enormous potluck cart with a casserole, herb pot, and folding chair; the organizer asks which part is food; Mara sits on the chair and says she came prepared.
    Editorial illustration

    At the community-center potluck, Mara’s definition of a “little something” makes room for dinner, seating, and a tactical amount of basil.

  • The Lost-and-Found Finds Itself

    The Lost-and-Found Finds Itself

    Funny Pages — Original fictional comedy

    At the Museum of Things That Probably Belong to Someone, the lost-and-found desk has discovered its first employee who understands the mission from both sides.

    A three-panel fictional comic at a museum lost-and-found desk. An attendant asks a red glove what it needs; the glove says it helps lost things find themselves; an umbrella and scarf wait as the attendant calls the glove overqualified.
    Editorial illustration

    The visitor relations team is delighted. The umbrella has a new orientation buddy, the scarf has someone to talk to, and the glove has already filed a proposal for a matching-sock outreach program.

    This comic is fictional satire and not a news report.

  • A Quiet Zone for Leafing

    A Quiet Zone for Leafing

    Fictional comedy

    A three-panel comic in a library: a librarian tells a houseplant on an office chair that it is a quiet zone; the plant says it is there for some leafing; the librarian points to the botany shelf and a sign reading Puns: Whispered.
    Editorial illustration

    At the library, even the greenery knows that the best puns are the ones you can barely hear.

  • Sunday Funnies: The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts

    Sunday Funnies: The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts

    FunnyNews.lol Funny Pages — an original work of fictional comedy.

    Six-panel Sunday newspaper comic in which Mina and a museum curator tour a fictional gallery of abandoned text-message drafts.
    The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts — an original FunnyNews.lol Sunday comic.

    The Museum of Almost-Sent Texts

    On a rainy grocery run, Mina finds the one museum willing to take a donation no one else wants: the text message that was drafted, deleted, and reconsidered a dozen times. Its curator has an archival system for every kind of hesitation.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: In a warm museum lobby, Mina, wearing a teal raincoat and carrying a grocery bag, tells a curator in a plum vest, “I have a donation.” He asks, “A draft, a typo, or a late-night masterpiece?”
    2. Panel two: Mina holds up her phone and says, “A text I wrote, deleted, then rewrote twelve times.” The curator gestures toward a gallery sign and replies, “Ah. The Anxiety Wing.”
    3. Panel three: Mina pauses at a framed one-letter text, “K.” She says, “That one is very powerful.” The curator replies, “Minimalism.”
    4. Panel four: In the next room, Mina points at a framed “YOU UP?” and asks, “Is that from the permanent collection?” The curator says, “It keeps returning.”
    5. Panel five: Mina holds up a grocery-list apology and asks, “Where do I put this grocery-list apology?” The curator directs her to “The Perishables Annex.”
    6. Panel six: Mina asks, “Do visitors ever get closure?” The curator smiles: “Only on Tuesdays.”

    Mina, the curator, the museum, and every text-message exhibit in this comic are fictional comedy.

  • The Office Plant’s PTO Request

    The Office Plant’s PTO Request

    FunnyNews.lol Funny Pages — an original work of fictional comedy.

    Three-panel newspaper comic in which an office worker approves a monstera plant's request for personal time outdoors.
    The Office Plant’s PTO Request — an original FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    The Office Plant’s PTO Request

    When an office plant starts looking a little droopy, its coworker assumes the answer is water. The plant, however, has filed a far more ambitious request: personal time outdoors.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: In a sunny shared office, an adult worker in a rust-orange sweater looks at a tall monstera plant in a blue pot and says, “You look droopy.” The plant replies, “I’m submitting PTO.”
    2. Panel two: The worker asks, “Plants get PTO?” The plant explains, “Personal Time Outdoors.”
    3. Panel three: With the window open, the worker says, “Approved. Take the window.” The plant replies, “Finally. Management listens.”

    All characters, dialogue, and events in this comic are fictional comedy.