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  • Friday Funnies: The Library Return Desk

    Friday Funnies: The Library Return Desk

    Fictional Comedy

    Friday Funnies: The Library Return Desk

    A fictional comedy strip for Friday follows a library scanner whose welcome message gives one cheerful paper kite a grand return.

    Three-panel color comic in a cozy library: Lia the librarian and a child send a sunny paper kite through a return scanner, then celebrate a cart filled with bright kites.
    Editorial illustration · Original fictional comedy

    Lia introduces a cheerful return scanner. A young library visitor offers a paper kite, and the screen greets it like a seasoned traveler.

    The final panel finds a book-return cart full of colorful kites. One extra windy week sounds like an excellent library adventure.

    FunnyNews.lol presents original fictional comedy.

  • The Library Door With a Minor Theater Degree

    The Library Door With a Minor Theater Degree

    Fictional comedy

    The Library Door With a Minor Theater Degree

    At the entirely fictional Maple Street Library, an automatic door makes every book return feel like opening night.

    Four-panel fictional comedy strip: a cheerful Maple Street Library librarian watches a polite automatic door ceremonially announce a visitor returning one book.
    Fictional comedy strip.

    Original FunnyNews.lol comic for Thursday, September 3, 2026.

  • Caption This: Please Board at the Library Book-Return Slot

    Caption This: Please Board at the Library Book-Return Slot

    Caption This — staff-generated

    This fictional comedy scene imagines the Riverside Public Library’s book-return slot as a very busy airport terminal. The librarian has the clipboard, the pigeon has the tower, and one tiny suitcase is ready for takeoff.

    A librarian checks a tiny suitcase at a library book-return counter beneath a departures sign while a pigeon watches from a bird traffic-control perch.
    Caption This: a one-panel newspaper-style scene from the FunnyNews.lol funny pages.

    Staff caption: “Your 4:15 to the mystery aisle is boarding at the return slot—please keep your bookmarks handy.”

    We’re saving the caption box for a future community-caption edition, so keep your best punchline ideas ready for that day. Today’s published line is staff-generated.

  • The Great Sock Census

    The Great Sock Census

    Original comic strip · Fictional comedy

    The Great Sock Census

    A tiny household survey discovers that every sock has an independent streak.

    Three-panel original comic: a cheerful resident counts mismatched socks, interviews a striped sock, and celebrates a zero-percent pairing rate.
    Original FunnyNews.lol satire: the apartment’s sock census reaches a perfectly unpaired conclusion.

    Fictional comedy: This newspaper-style strip is an original work of satire created for FunnyNews.lol.

  • The Inbox Forecast: A 100% Chance of Email

    The Inbox Forecast: A 100% Chance of Email

    FunnyNews.lol Comics

    The Inbox Forecast: A 100% Chance of Email

    A Monday morning weather report for anyone whose desk has its own climate.

    Three-panel newspaper comic showing an office worker asking a smiling smart speaker about the weather, then sheltering beneath an umbrella as paper emails rain from a cloud.
    Fictional comedy — today’s forecast calls for scattered replies, with a strong chance of follow-up.

    Some forecasts arrive by radar. This one arrives by notification, politely predicts a hundred percent chance of email, and then demonstrates its accuracy with office-supply precipitation.

  • The Neighborhood Squirrel Zoning Hearing

    The Neighborhood Squirrel Zoning Hearing

    Sunday Comic · Fictional Comedy

    The Neighborhood Squirrel Zoning Hearing

    Niblet has a plan for safer snacks, a branch extension, and the most ambitious acorn elevator Oak Hollow has ever seen.

    Six-panel Sunday newspaper comic in which squirrel Niblet petitions a neighborhood zoning officer for a branch extension over a bird feeder, then receives an approved permit with a snack buffer.
    “The Neighborhood Squirrel Zoning Hearing,” an original FunnyNews.lol Sunday comic.

    Panel notes

    1. Niblet arrives at Oak Hollow City Hall with a petition and plans.
    2. Ms. Patel asks for the request: “A branch extension. For safety.”
    3. The proposed extension includes an acorn elevator and snack landing platform.
    4. Noise impact is “minimal,” unless someone opens a granola bar.
    5. Public comment is mostly whistles while the committee deliberates.
    6. The permit is approved with a snack buffer. Niblet concludes, “Democracy tastes like almonds!”

    Fictional comedy: This comic and its characters are original satire, not a report of a real zoning hearing.

  • The Automatic Apology

    The Automatic Apology

    FunnyNews.lol Funny Pages — Satire: an original work of fictional comedy.

    Three-panel newspaper comic in which a mint-green apology robot at a public library apologizes to a child and then to the sunshine.
    The Automatic Apology — an original FunnyNews.lol comic strip.

    The Automatic Apology

    Satire: The town library’s new helper robot has mastered one skill: apologizing for absolutely everything. Even weather.

    Comic transcript

    1. Panel one: Librarian Ms. June unveils a compact mint-green robot beside a sign that reads “NEW APOLOGY ROBOT.” She says, “Meet the future of helpfulness!”
    2. Panel two: A child holds a library book while the robot says, “I’m sorry your book is so… book-shaped.” Ms. June looks baffled.
    3. Panel three: Sunbeams pour through the library window. The robot says, “I’m sorry the sun is shining.” The child laughs while Ms. June stares at the robot.

    This is fictional satire. No library, robot, or sunbeam was interviewed.

  • The Meeting-Free Committee

    The Meeting-Free Committee

    FunnyNews.lol · Friday Funny Pages

    The Meeting-Free Committee

    Satire — fictional comedy

    Three coworkers try to eliminate meetings and discover that the calendar has a very literal sense of “follow-up.”

    Four-panel newspaper comic: three office coworkers try to eliminate meetings, but a celebration meeting appears on the calendar.
    Original comic strip artwork. Read panels 1 through 4 from left to right, then top to bottom.

    About this strip

    This is an original fictional strip about workplace calendar logic. The characters, dialogue, and situation are invented for comedy and are not presented as news.

  • The Office of Small Delays

    The Office of Small Delays

    Fictional comedy / satire. In this original newspaper-style strip, a civic clerk turns the everyday art of waiting into an official public service.

    Four-panel comic strip titled The Office of Small Delays, labeled Satire, in which clerk Mina issues a permit for a two-minute delay and a commuter discovers he is early.
    “The Office of Small Delays” — an original staff-created comic strip. SATIRE.

    All characters, dialogue, and situations are fictional and created for FunnyNews.lol.

  • Caption This: The Bird Feeder Committee Has a New Chair

    Caption This: The Bird Feeder Committee Has a New Chair

    Caption This — Wednesday edition. This is an original fictional comedy scene created for FunnyNews.lol.

    A squirrel presides over a tiny park committee meeting while a bulldog raises a paw, a pigeon studies a bird feeder and a raccoon takes notes
    Editorial illustration: A very formal meeting in the park.

    Staff caption: “The meeting was called to discuss the bird feeder. The chair recognized himself.”

    Community submissions are coming later. This Wednesday caption is staff-generated.