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Sunday Funnies: The Department of Lost Lids

Six-panel fictional Sunday comic: a woman in a yellow raincoat visits the Department of Lost Lids, where a cheerful clerk reunites her blue container with its lid before directing a corgi to the confident coasters.

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Fictional Sunday comic. No actual municipal department, lidded or otherwise, is being reported here.

Six-panel fictional Sunday comic: a woman in a yellow raincoat visits the Department of Lost Lids, where a cheerful clerk reunites her blue container with its lid before directing a corgi to the confident coasters.

The Sunday setup

When a blue food container loses its lid, the Department of Lost Lids is ready with shelves of hopeful matches, a patient clerk, and a surprisingly organized corgi clientele.

Comic dialogue

  1. Customer: “I THINK THIS BELONGS TO SOMETHING.”
  2. Clerk: “YOU’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. WE REUNITE TOPS WITH BOTTOMS.” Customer: “THAT SOUNDS PERSONAL.”
  3. Clerk: “LET’S SEE WHAT CALLS TO IT.”
  4. Customer: “IT FITS!” Clerk: “THEY ALWAYS KNOW.”
  5. Corgi: “EXCUSE ME. I LOST MY TRAVEL-MUG LID.”
  6. Clerk: “AISLE THREE. BY THE VERY CONFIDENT COASTERS.” Customer: “DO THEY FIND THEIR OWN CUP?”

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