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Printer Takes a Personal Day
At 4:57 on Friday afternoon, Dana asks the office printer for one last page. The printer has other plans—and surprisingly competent front-desk coverage.
Comic transcript
- Panel one: Dana, holding a laptop and tote bag, says, “One page, then vacation.” The printer’s display reads, “ACTIVATING OUT-OF-OFFICE.”
- Panel two: The printer tray closes like a tiny drawbridge. Dana asks, “The printer gets personal days?”
- Panel three: A paperclip receptionist sits at a miniature desk inside the open paper tray and says, “It asked not to be disturbed until Monday.” Dana replies, “Can it approve mine?”
No printers, paperclips, or vacation balances were consulted in the making of this fictional comic.