Author: jacobh

  • The Scenic Shortcut

    The Scenic Shortcut

    Fictional comedy.

    In today’s original FunnyNews.lol strip, an ambitious route to the break room becomes a full office expedition—and returns exactly where it began.

    Comic dialogue: “I found a shortcut to the break room!” “Only three turns.” “Which way is lunch?” “See? We’re here!” “My coffee aged a year.”

    Editorial illustration.

  • The Acorn Committee Has Notes

    The Acorn Committee Has Notes

    Original fictional comic strip

    A squirrel presents an acorn spreadsheet as three acorns hold a committee meeting.
    Three tidy panels follow a squirrel’s acorn spreadsheet from proud presentation to committee review.

    A careful spreadsheet gives every acorn a place. The acorns bring their own agenda, and the squirrel’s little office soon has a committee.

  • The Bell Rings, the Squirrel Speaks

    The Bell Rings, the Squirrel Speaks

    FICTIONAL COMEDY · ORIGINAL COMIC

    When the town bell rings, a squirrel discovers that public speaking comes with a very specific wardrobe requirement.

    Original funny newspaper-style comic illustration of a squirrel making an announcement beside a bell
    Caption: “Hear ye, hear ye — the acorn budget has been approved.”

    FunnyNews.lol’s comic pages are original satire and playful fiction.

  • The Acorn Agenda Gets Shelved

    The Acorn Agenda Gets Shelved

    FICTIONAL COMEDY · ORIGINAL COMIC

    A squirrel presents an ambitious acorn agenda at a tiny meeting table.
    Original FunnyNews.lol comic: the Acorn Agenda meets its toughest committee yet.

    The Acorn Agenda began with a bold promise: one acorn for storage, one acorn for sharing, and one acorn for “strategic nibbling.”

    By panel two, the committee had formed three subcommittees, scheduled a snack break, and discovered that the chair-squirrel had already eaten the evidence.

    In the final vote, the agenda was shelved until someone remembers where the shelf is. The woodland minutes record a unanimous motion to reconvene after lunch.

    This is an original fictional comic created for FunnyNews.lol.

  • The Atlas Finds Its Place

    The Atlas Finds Its Place

    FICTIONAL COMEDY · SATIRE

    At the neighborhood book club, Atlas arrives with maps for every conversational detour—and finds a destination among friends.

    A blue atlas, a cheerful red picture book, and their librarian share a three-panel book-club scene in a cozy neighborhood library.



    An original newspaper-style comic strip.

    The strip

    1. Panel one
      Picture book: “How was your first book club?”
    2. Panel two
      Atlas: “I got lost in the discussion.”
      Picture book: “Where did you end up?”
    3. Panel three
      Atlas: “On the same page as everyone else.”
  • The Leaf Arrival Committee: A Sunday Comic

    The Leaf Arrival Committee: A Sunday Comic

    Six-panel Sunday comic: Lena welcomes one golden leaf at a park desk, then a swirl of autumn leaves inspires a glowing neighborhood celebration.
    Editorial illustration

    Fictional comedy from FunnyNews.lol.

    The Leaf Arrival Committee

    At fictional Marigold Park, Lena has prepared a tiny welcome desk, a ribbon, and a clipboard for the season’s first falling leaf. One golden guest floats down right on cue, earning a place of honor on a velvet cushion.

    Ivo arrives with a thermos and a ceremonial question: “Should we prepare a speech?” Before Lena can answer, a cheerful gust fills the park with red, orange, and gold. “Invite the committee,” she says.

    The committee brings company. Neighbors roll in with cider, bunting, and enough autumn spirit to turn the welcome desk into a sunset festival. As the leaves dance above a bright WELCOME, AUTUMN! banner, Lena makes one practical note for next year: “We need a bigger clipboard.”

    Panel dialogue

    Panel 1. Lena: “Everything is ready.”

    Panel 2. Lena: “Our first guest!”

    Panel 3. Ivo: “Should we prepare a speech?”

    Panel 4. Lena: “Invite the committee.”

    Panel 5. Child: “The committee brought a crowd!”

    Panel 6. Lena: “Next year, we need a bigger clipboard.”

    All characters, dialogue, settings, and artwork in this expanded Sunday comic are original fictional comedy created by FunnyNews.lol staff.

  • Full Coverage

    Full Coverage

    Fictional comedy strip.

    Meet the community garden’s newest hire: a sunny little umbrella with one clear assignment—to keep the birds away from the seedlings.

    A yellow-and-blue garden umbrella begins as a scarecrow, then welcomes a sparrow and crow picnic before earning a promotion to community canopy.

    One lunch break later, the umbrella has a picnic blanket, a flock of regulars, and a new title. The benefits include full coverage.

    Story and artwork: FunnyNews.lol staff-generated original satire.

  • The Office Icebreaker

    The Office Icebreaker

    Three-panel fictional office comic: a team leader suggests breaking the ice, a coworker brings a block of ice, and the group makes lemonade.
    Editorial illustration

    Fictional comedy. A team meeting gets a refreshingly literal start.

    When the leader suggests an icebreaker, one prepared coworker arrives with a cart, a gleaming block of ice, and a tiny mallet. The team turns surprise into a lemonade break.

    Today’s FunnyNews.lol strip celebrates the colleague who always brings a practical interpretation and the friend who brings the lemonade.

  • The Plant’s Performance Review

    The Plant’s Performance Review

    Fictional comedy

    A neighborhood manager gives a snake plant its annual review, celebrating its sunny-window progress and one especially theatrical leaf.

    Three-panel original comic in a warm office. A manager tells a potted snake plant that it has excellent growth, then asks for fewer dramatic leaves; the final panel shows one leaf draped over an office chair while the manager writes on a review clipboard.
    Editorial illustration

    The office agrees that strong performance can include excellent foliage.

    This original FunnyNews.lol strip is a work of fictional comedy.

  • Caption This: The Emergency Kazoo

    Caption This: The Emergency Kazoo

    Caption This — staff-generated.

    A librarian asks for quiet. A bright-red kazoo receives its own careful ruling.

    Staff caption: “Please silence your emergency kazoo.”

    This original fictional comic is made for the FunnyNews.lol funny pages.